{"product_id":"burn-the-patriarchy-fanny-pack","title":"Burn The Patriarchy Fanny Pack","description":"\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"527\"\u003eRaise your hand if you’re \u003cem data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"94\"\u003etired\u003c\/em\u003e of the patriarchy. (\u003cem data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"144\"\u003eEveryone raises their hand.\u003c\/em\u003e) Good, because it’s time to set that outdated system \u003cem data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"208\"\u003eon fire.\u003c\/em\u003e This \u003cem data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"225\"\u003eBurn Book\u003c\/em\u003e-inspired fanny pack isn’t just an accessory—it’s a necessity for anyone who’s ready to shake the table. Whether you’re at a protest, hitting the gym, dancing at a festival, or just living your best activist life, this bag keeps your essentials secure while you focus on dismantling \u003cem data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"525\"\u003emale fragility.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eWith an adjustable strap for the perfect fit, you can wear it around your waist or across your chest—whichever feels more \u003cem data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"664\"\u003epower move.\u003c\/em\u003e The bold, Burn Book-style lettering lets everyone know exactly where you stand, no explanations needed. So go ahead, march, lift, dance, or call out your coworker for mansplaining. The patriarchy \u003cem data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eisn’t happening\u003c\/em\u003e on \u003cem\u003eyour watch\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"919\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e✔ Hands-free design so you can \u003cem data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eliterally\u003c\/em\u003e fight the patriarchy\u003cbr data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"988\"\u003e✔ Adjustable strap—wear it your way\u003cbr data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e✔ Spacious enough for your phone, keys, and emergency feminist rants\u003cbr data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e✔ Bold \u003cem data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eBurn Book\u003c\/em\u003e aesthetic for a look that’s \u003cem data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eso fetch\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1278\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause if the patriarchy thought we were just gonna sit there and \u003cem data-start=\"1225\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003elet it happen\u003c\/em\u003e… that was \u003cem data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eso\u003c\/em\u003e embarrassing for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eStrap width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eMin circumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e39.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eMax circumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e53.54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":46368275398808,"sku":"10775524617420389442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/4328\/9496\/files\/15251465768972889214_2048.jpg?v=1742346207","url":"https:\/\/sincerelykiandria.com\/products\/burn-the-patriarchy-fanny-pack","provider":"Femme Finds ATL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}