{"product_id":"burn-the-patriarchy-apron","title":"Burn the Patriarchy Apron","description":"\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eThe kitchen isn’t just for cooking—it’s also where we \u003cem data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"117\"\u003eroast\u003c\/em\u003e outdated systems. Whether you’re whipping up a meal, hosting a dinner party, or just casually plotting the downfall of the patriarchy, this \u003cem data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"279\"\u003eBurn the Patriarchy\u003c\/em\u003e apron is here to make sure you do it in style. Inspired by \u003cem data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"351\"\u003eMean Girls\u003c\/em\u003e with a \u003cem data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"370\"\u003eBurn Book\u003c\/em\u003e-style design, this apron is perfect for feminists who know that smashing the system is best served \u003cem data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"476\"\u003ehot.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eWith an adjustable neck strap and roomy front pockets, this apron is as practical as it is bold. Protect your clothes while serving looks and reminding everyone that the only thing getting \u003cem data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eburned\u003c\/em\u003e today is centuries of oppression. So go ahead, bake, sauté, stir the pot—because you were never meant to just sit there and look pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e✔ Adjustable neck strap for a comfortable fit\u003cbr data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e✔ Spacious front pockets for holding utensils, spices, or your list of comebacks for sexist relatives\u003cbr data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e✔ Burn Book-inspired lettering for the perfect \u003cem data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1052\"\u003eMean Girls\u003c\/em\u003e energy\u003cbr data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e✔ Ideal for chefs, bakers, grill masters, and anyone who refuses to let the patriarchy simmer any longer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\" data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1274\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause if they thought we’d just stay in the kitchen and keep quiet… that’s \u003cem data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eso\u003c\/em\u003e embarrassing for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% Polyester\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Black detachable twill straps\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth at waist, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eStrap length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eStrap width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":46368290177176,"sku":"16777601708567062239","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/4328\/9496\/files\/3DE7B7A7-057A-418E-8BC1-CC3069F58DB0.png?v=1742346657","url":"https:\/\/sincerelykiandria.com\/products\/burn-the-patriarchy-apron","provider":"Femme Finds ATL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}